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I'M GETTING JACKED
WHILE DRINKING 24 DRINKS
A DAY.

Zero fucking training. Five months of blasting gear and drinking like it was my job. Then I stepped on a real bodybuilding stage anyway. It's pulled 2M+ views across every platform, and that's just the start. The coin's already live. I'm not stopping.

trust the process
(barely) Buy $BOOZEBAG Join the Telegram
CA (Solana) 3kxChnv5tabrhuuNUyMLPNYAF4XXodRFfDAmKjvcpump

Match every character before you buy, don't be an idiot about it. I only ever post it on @BoozebagFitness or in the Telegram above. Anything else is a scam.

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The Roadmap

what I'm putting myself through next

  1. Launch the coin

    Live

    $BOOZEBAG went up on pump.fun before I ever walked the stage. Contract's down there, match every character before you buy.

  2. Walk the stage

    Done

    Five months. 24 drinks a day. Zero lifting. Then I stood in a real NPC lineup in front of real judges. The clips did 2M+ views.

  3. Arms every single day

    Running

    Every day, no rest days, until they grow two inches. First actual training I've done. It had to be the dumbest possible version.

  4. Go immune to nicotine

    Running

    One more pouch every day than the day before. Adding, never subtracting, until it stops doing anything at all.

  5. Win my ex wife back

    Running

    Showing her, in public, why we should be together, and shutting down any home wrecker who turns up while I'm doing it. All of it live on Kick.

  6. Run the beer marathon

    Next

    26 drinks in 26 miles. One a mile, all the way. Currently in training, which mostly means the drinking half.

  7. Nobody sells

    The whole point

    A coin nobody ever sells, until every one of us is rich enough to spend our lives doing this sort of thing. That's the plan. That's the entire plan.

Every one of these ends up on @BoozebagFitness and Kick. Nothing here is a bit.

The Lore

how I became a legend

01

The Regimen

24 drinks a day. Every day. Not a bit, not a stunt for one video. This is my actual life. Somewhere in there I started "blasting gear" too, because why not.

02

The Twist

No lifting. Zero. Didn't touch a weight the whole time. The gear and the beer marathon did all the talking.

03

The Stage

Five months later I walked my drunk ass out at NPC East Coast Mecca Classic and stood in an actual bodybuilding lineup. On camera. In front of real judges. No idea how.

04

The Internet Noticed

The clips did 2M+ views across every damn platform. The coin was already live by then, so the whole thing landed on a bag that was sitting there waiting for it. Now I post daily and stream trading live.

"First time on a bodybuilding stage after 5 months of blasting gear, drinking 24 drinks a day, and not lifting. Wild shit."

This Actually Happened

receipts, not rumors, cope

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The Content Never Stops

daily uploads · live on kick daily · giveaways

Daily Uploads

New clips on X every single damn day. The beer marathon, the gains, the chaos, all of it. No off days, no excuses.

Live Trading Streams

I'm live daily on Kick, trading and running giveaways for the community. Same drunk energy, different scoreboard.

Stream Giveaways

Unclaimed $BOOZEBAG supply is unlocked and getting airdropped live on stream. Show up or don't, your loss.

Beer Marathon, Etc.

More chaos on the way. Fitness stages, endurance drinking, whatever's next, it's all getting documented.

Telegram & X

Everything drops there first. Streams, uploads, giveaway calls, all of it.

Play

four ways to waste an afternoon

Gym Tycoon

Build a gym one machine at a time. Gear only earns once it is on the floor, and matching gear stood side by side earns more. Hire staff, set what you charge, open more locations. It saves as you go.

Start Building

And three quicker ones

Degen Pong

Drag, sling, sink the cup. MOON pays best, RUG costs you, REKT is exactly what it sounds like.

Play Now

Beer Mile

26 drinks in 26 miles. Jump what is in the road. At every mile marker there is a beer on a clock, and every one you get down makes the road harder to run straight.

Play Now

Gains Stacker

Stack the gains as high as you can. Dead center snaps flush for a combo, off center shaves the stack narrower for good, and a miss puts the lot over.

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Tokenomics

simple, like the training plan

100% Community

No presale allocation carved out for insiders. The bag is the community's, not mine to hoard.

LP Locked / Burned

Liquidity gets locked or burned at launch, confirmed on chain. No rug in this regimen, I promise you that much.

No Team Tax

Zero ongoing buy/sell tax to a team wallet. What you see is what you trade.

CA Is Live

Launched on pump.fun, Solana. Only trust the address I post myself. Anywhere else, it's a scam and you're an idiot for falling for it.

Chain is Solana, launched via pump.fun. $BOOZEBAG is a meme project made for entertainment. This is not financial advice.

How to Buy

easier than the diet

1

Get a Solana Wallet

Phantom or Solflare both work fine. Takes like two minutes, don't overthink it.

2

Fund It

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. That's your entry fee to the bag.

3

Verify the CA

Paste 3kxChnv5tabrhuuNUyMLPNYAF4XXodRFfDAmKjvcpump and check it matches what I've pinned on @BoozebagFitness. Never trust some random reply, those people are scamming you.

4

Swap & Hold

Swap on pump.fun, add $BOOZEBAG to your wallet, and join the marathon.

Buy on pump.fun

Join the Bag

follow the marathon

@BoozebagFitness

My daily uploads, live streams, and whatever dumb shit I pull next.

Telegram

Degen Horde. Where the CA lives, the chart gets watched, and the trading talk happens.

Kick

I'm live daily: trading, giveaways, and the plan for the coin as it happens.

Fomo

My public, verifiable trading positions. Follow along and see exactly what I'm holding.

Discord

The original fitness and beer marathon crowd. Still me, still drunk, just a different couch.